I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
