I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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