Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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