I don't usually arrange sex via text message
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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