no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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