Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Randomize