idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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