Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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