Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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