I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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