she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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