Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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