This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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