Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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