I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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