just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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