I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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