Just mADE A PArabola og urine
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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