There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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