Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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