quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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