I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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