When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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