butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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