i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I bet he comes in French.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Are we still banned from the library?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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