Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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