Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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