Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Randomize
