ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
third nipple confirmed
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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