That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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