people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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