Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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