come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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