so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I enjoy the company of your penis
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
You don't make any sense
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