is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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