Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
