That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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