You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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