that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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