I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I want a musical about memes.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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