it hurts more in the daytime
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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