I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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