he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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