She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
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