whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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