At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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