allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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