i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
