I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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