So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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