Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
