Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
You took a bar mat shot.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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