I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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