So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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