pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
did you just send me my own nude
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
The air taste purple.
Randomize
