Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I have post one night stand depression
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