dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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