wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Are we still banned from the library?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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