Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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